FIRST we had Scott Brown v El Hadji Diouf – then it was Joe Jordan and Rino Gattuso.
The flare-up between Spurs' No.2 and AC Milan's skipper after the Champions League clash in the San Siro has landed the ex-Rangers midfielder in bother.
Paddy Power are offering mythical odds on who would win in a fight between Big Joe and Slugger Rino with the Scot 4-6 and the Italian 11-10.
Gattuso will be more concerned of his likely punishment from UEFA for “talking Scottish”. Paddy Power offer 11-8 for a three-match ban, 3-1 it’s upped to four and 15-2 he gets clobbered with a suspension of five games or more for his headbutt.
Paddy Power are also betting on which country will next have a player trying to “talk Scottish” in the Champions League with the Italian teams the 7-1 favourites to have a player sent off in the tournament for butting.
Spanish clubs are next in the betting at 15-2 followed by English and German teams at 9-1.
Scottish teams, arguably more inclined to speak their native tongue than other nations, are the 20-1 outsiders to first see red in Europe for a Glasgow kiss.