PANIC buying is the order of the day as clubs with more money than sense go mental as the clock ticks down to tonight’s deadline.
It has become an annual ritual with Jim White digging out his yellow tie, chairmen digging into their pockets and football associations being the only people in the 21st century who still use fax machines.
Will David De Gea be forced to sulk for months at Old Trafford or will his on-off move to Real Madrid go through even though the Spanish deadline has come and gone?
Will Saido Berahinho and John Stones get the moves the crave? Will Celtic flog Virgil van Dijk and use the money to sign more Scottish talent who’ll never get a game? Will Jim White burst a blood vessel through sheer excitement at someone joining Burnley?
We’ll know the answers to these and all other burning transfer questions throughout the day, so get involved with your bets, theories and transfer-related chat and hope and pray your club doesn’t sign a total donkey for £20million.